It Is Your Birthday The Office Quotes

20+ It Is Your Birthday The Office Quotes

Looking for It Is Your Birthday The Office? Since we saw ‘ The Office Birthday‘ written on Meredith’s birthday card, we thought this show was probably going to have some quotes good enough to drive us crazy and we were not disappointed. We know Dwight and Michael have some of the most illogical things to say but we also know how much everyone enjoys the sayings of Dwight and Michael. Come, let’s read  The Office Happy Birthday Quotes from ‘The Office’ that are probably as good as the food from their parties!

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1. “It is urgent. I just wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday.”

– Michael Scott, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.

2. “My birthday was yesterday, and everyone forgot. I got really dressed up and excited and no one said a word. There’s wasn’t even a party. I think sometimes people are really mean, to the hot, popular girl.”

– Kelly Kapoor, ‘Lecture Circuit’, Season Five, Episode 17.

3. “Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone’s ever done for these people and they freak-out. Well happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s so lame.”

– Michael Scott, ‘Christmas Party’, Season Two, Episode 10.

4. “No that was a fun raiser, I think I made that very clear in the flyers.”

– Michael Scott, ‘Dundies’, Season Two, Episode One.

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It’s Your Birthday The Office Quotes

6. “…there was a problem with having one head of the party planning committee. She becomes too powerful. So he appointed two heads.”

– Dwight Schrute, ‘Lecture Circuit’, Season Five, Episode 17.

7.  “A great boss will say, ‘Hey, it’s my birthday. Celebrate yourselves, because you are the ones who made me great, and I will acknowledge your contributions with donuts.’”

– Michael Scott, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.

8. “If I don’t have some cake soon I might die.”

– Stanley Hudson, ‘Survivor Man’, Season Four, Episode 11.

9. “What kind of cake do you want, imbecile.”

10. “Today’s not my birthday, though.”

– Jan Levinson, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.

11. “The best present would be, you to do a good job in front of the new CFO.”

– Oscar Martinez, ‘Valentine’s Day’, Season Two, Episode 16.

12. “Really? ‘Cause I thought we had the same birthday.”

– Michael Scott, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.

13. “And these are my party planning bees!”

– Michael Scott, ‘The Alliance’, Season One, Episode Four.

14. “When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids. And I got a really bad rash. From the pony… I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me, for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out, the pony was already in the truck and around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.”

– Michael Scott, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.

15. “Meredith… Meredith… Mary- Mary had a little lamb. Mary… Meredith had a little lamb. Don’t bring that lamb to the office or it will poop on the floor.”

16. “Somebody got donuts for my birthday!”

– Michael Scott, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.

17. “Look I’m at the supermarket and they only have numbered candles. How old is she?”

– Jim Halpert, ‘Lecture Circuit’, Season Five, Episode 16.

18. “Michael Scott: You didn’t know it was my birthday.

Toby Flenderson: I guess I forgot.

Michael: Well I guess I forgot to give you a donut.

Toby Flenderson: You’re serious?”

– ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.

19. “I guess my only wish, would be that nothing so terrible would ever happen to anyone else ever again.”

– Kelly Kapoor, ‘Lecture Circuit’, Season Five, Episode 17.

20. “Fun fact: I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect ice breaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.”

It Is Your Birthday The Office

21. “Here is a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by.”

– Dwight Schrute, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.

22. “Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I’ve ever gotten.”

– Dwight Schrute, ‘Valentine’s Day’, Season Two, Episode 16.

23. “You have won a tiny Dundie.”

– Michael Scott, ‘Dundies’, Season Two, Episode One.

24. “Michael’s birthday was actually pretty cool. It was a good day. I don’t know… It was a good day.”

– Pam Beesly, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.

25. “It’s me! I’m the bobblehead! Yes!”

– Dwight Schrute, ‘Valentine’s Day’, Season Two, Episode 16.

26. “Christmas is awesome. First of all, you get to spend time with people you love. Secondly, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What’s better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents.”

– Michael Scott, ‘Christmas Party’, Season Two, Episode 10.

27. “Michael’s birthday is hard for me because he gets very excited. But he’s also under a lot of pressure, which builds up until he’s ready to explode. As his right-hand man, it’s my job to release that pressure so that he can enjoy himself, if only for a moment.”

– Dwight Schrute, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.

28. “Okay. So far, our ideal party consists of: beer, fights to the death, cupcakes, blood pudding, blood, touch football, mating, charades, and yes, horse hunting.”It Is Your Birthday The Office

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